This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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