help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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