i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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