i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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