brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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