I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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