Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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