Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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