I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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