i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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