i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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