seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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