so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
