Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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