Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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