As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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