I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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