Sry I called you an 8
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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