do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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