My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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