Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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