so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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