from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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