I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
