dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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