When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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