don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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