Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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