Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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