New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
