In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Boobs are out for the taking
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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