The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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