problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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