Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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