Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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