Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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