white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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