remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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