Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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