Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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