Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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