If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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