It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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