OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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