Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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