So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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