He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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