I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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