i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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