You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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