She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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