I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
