Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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