I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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