Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
