What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
