So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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