i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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