I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
